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Nancy Pelosi: Rejects Facelifts, Curly Fries, Freedom
Perhaps in response to the compelling results of a recent Wonkette poll, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) said this to the New York Times: “I hear them say on TV that I’ve had face-lifts,”...
View ArticleRumors On The Internets: There’s Got To Be Some Kinda Way Outta Here
Dan Bartlett says the White House Iraq policy is much like history, “changing week to week.” [Media Matters] Bush to establish military junta if Democrats manage to win any seats. [Captain's Quarters]...
View ArticleRumors On The Internets: Honkers and Headlights
* If any Walnuts is gonna run for President, Arizona wants it to be Private Citizen Walnuts. [The Real McCain] * Nancy Pelosi accused of copyright infringement for posting C-SPAN videos of herself...
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Jenna Bush’s Secret Tune-Up?
Page Six is reporting in a not-very-blind item that some mysterious “former” First Daughter got a little work done before her recent book tour. Now, Jenna’s not a “former” first daughter, but isn’t she...
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Which Presidential Candidate Will Look The Worst In 4 Years?
The wizards at Popular Photography bring you a horrifying glimpse into America’s liver-spotted, wrinkled, big-eared future. View this scary scary artificially aged photo of John McCain in its...
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Did Sarah Palin Buy Herself a Couple of Luxury Items?
We got a political news tip on our Facebook page from Wonkette operative “Laura,” and it goes like this: “Sarah Palin 12/09 no boobs http://bit.ly/bmQtPJ #Sarah Palin today, Instant boobage!...
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Bristol Palin’s Facelift Was ‘Necessary For Medical Reasons’
Sure, it seemed strange when we read famed Hollywood reproducer Bristol Palin was moving “to Los Angeles from Wasilla, Alaska” to live with two black people and will be “working” at “a job” for what...
View ArticleLindsey Graham Real Sorry He Called Nancy Pelosi A Plastic-Faced Old Hag
Sen. Lindsey Graham, South Carolina’s most genteel gentleman and apparently the bastard son of John McCain (who knew?), has been testing the waters “to look beyond South Carolina as to whether or not a...
View ArticleMike Huckabee Worried All The Military Ladies Will Want Fancy New Sex Boobies...
Mike Huckabee took some time out from smuggling the Jews off Barack Obama’s Iranian Auschwitz train this week to make some more weird comments about boobies. He’s worried that if transgenders get to be...
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